Lost Volcano

One time there was this tourist out on the road in front of our hotel, just walking around and wandering back and forth, and eventually he came around to our main lobby and asked the hotel receptionist, =
"excuse me, what direction is the volcano located?"

the receptionist told the tourist = "Are you joking? Cant you see where a huge volcano is? "

the tourist said that it was just too foggy to really know where it was. Actually he was looking for the volcano in the exact opposite direction. (it can sometimes get really bad)

so we all had a great laugh with the tourist, because we that live here find that totally amusing.

One more entry for the record books.